Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 8/32 (75/500 points)
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Beat all four tutorial stages
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat "Just Grab It"
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less